Suzy Orman's Disease

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.

by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

chalkston disease

An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.

Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion

by mystical b19dpg March 9, 2011

Minesheimer's Disease

When one's brain is so crowded with academic information that it interferes with everyday mental functions, especially speaking.

Jen: Hey Maddie!
Maddie: What?
Jen: ...
Maddie: What?!
Jen: Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. I have Minesheimer's Disease

by DubyaDubyaDos March 17, 2011

Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

by DrToolBag November 21, 2011

bong transmitted disease (btd)

A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.

Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).

by rissyjade November 24, 2011

Stewart's Disease

A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.

*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."

by SB Weber October 31, 2011

Tucan Disease

"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.

I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!

by Wish I was Shirley November 2, 2011