Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.
Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019
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Corn on da cob

We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano
Corn on da cob fancies grace but she uses him for gear and sexy time
by Anygear1212 January 29, 2019
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Giant corn shark

A fag on xbox live that claims to have made a word on urban dictionary to describe himself, but has clearly lied. This guy is also the perfect candidate for the "forever alone face"
I am giant corn shark, if you dont know who I am look me up on urban dictionary, I created this word.
by The Skip December 24, 2011
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candy corn whore

That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore
by 14Smith02 November 15, 2014
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Iowa Creamed Corn

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 06, 2020
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amish corn husk

Your partner forcefully rams corn on the cob into your ass leaving it in for a limited amount of time then removing it to consume
Me and my friend were bored, so we decided to Amish Corn Husk. In the beginning it hurt but in the end it was a sweet treat
by Brown fish April 22, 2017
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Caribbean Corn Dog

The "patois" of corn dogs, being it's a mix of cultures in the food. Jerk pork sausage tucked inside a polenta corn batter. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
Yeah mon, Rastafarians love Zaguate's Caribbean Corn Dogs at the fair
by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020
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