Coonfart

1.) Gas released from the vagainal regoins
2.) A really stupid person

Example

1.) The other day Jenna had a coonfart.
2.) Larry's being a real coonfart.

by aDudeyouDontknow April 27, 2011

Coony toon

Sam Sutton!

See that coony toon,?such a Sam Sutton!

by Sssssaaaaaammmmmmmmmm........ May 6, 2011

Coonzy

The brown hair around your butthole

There was a dingleberry stuck in my coonzy

by Osama Bin alalalalalalal Laden May 26, 2011

cooncricket

Term used when yelling from your window while driving down rural roads at the kids playing in the street.

Hey you cooncrickets get out of the street.
coon nigro

by HMM...2011 January 1, 2012

Coonover

(n) A hairstyle characterized by a combover in the front and a buzzed hairstyle in the back. Often compared to the 'reverse mullet.' Popularized by Aaron Coon, who subjected himself to the cut after his soccer team made it to the semifinals.

Dude, did you see that Coonover? It looks sweet!

by P.Schexy94 February 7, 2013

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

coontitties

The baddest most whip ass guy you know. Nickname for Connor. Usually a hillbilly with strong southern roots, manners, and a true gentleman. When not being a hellion.

Will: coontitties, what're'ya doing?
Coontitties: that motherfucker done been riding my ass, he needs an ass whipping.
Will: don't do it.
Coontitties: I tell you right now by god I'm gonna do it!

Pat: what are you doing Coontitties?
Coontitties: looking at the catfish
Pat: why?
Coontitties: I'm gonna catch him.
Pat: with what?
Coontitties: my hands.

by CeeDubya September 26, 2013