Fortune Cookie

When you or somebody else is stuck in between two Asians, often used in a sexual context.

Similar to an Oreo.
Person 1: "How is you maths class?"
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."

OR

Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."
by BeanJay November 19, 2018
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Jew Cookie

1. a rude name you call a person when they are anoying you.
2. Also a name you can call people when they dont agree with your notions.
Kyle- "I dont believe that obama will make a good president."
James- " Oh shut the f**k up kyle, your just being a jew cookie. and where do cookies go?? IN THE OVEN!
by Hitlers_Angel November 10, 2008
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ukie cookie

1.When one jizz's on a cookie and then proceeds to slam said cookie into some ones face with considerable amount of force.
2.It can also be used as and insult.
Scheff stop being a fag or ill give you a ukie cookie you wont for get.
by LordPiggyinton March 09, 2005
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want a cookie

another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom

guy: I'm bored

girl: Want a cookie?
sexual relations ensue
by Cookie Lady September 12, 2009
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cookie gobbler

when a man is having hardcore sex doggy style and the man places a plate of cookies on her back and eats them when he has finished he takes the crumbs and stuffs them up her vagina to return to eat them later
i cookie gobbler a chica so hard im sore
by jack and emily December 30, 2008
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Cookies and Cream

1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray
Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.
by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009
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Fortune cookie

Toilet paper that is stuck in your wife's ass-crack.
Last night I rolled my wife over for some booty time and saw she had a fortune cookie.
by Frank Palace June 06, 2011
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