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coffee jiz

The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 22, 2007
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coffin kid

Equivalent to the Baby Bat, a goth poser who listens to Marilyn Manson, MCR and the like. Or death metal.
Coffin kids are destroying the reputation of the gothic subculture.
by bella_mystique January 29, 2008
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coffee chicken

In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.

The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.
pete: Is Ed in yet? He is such a reliable coffee chicken!
by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008
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coffeenating

Going for a coffee, getting a refill
...Is gone coffeenating
by ihateclownz February 6, 2010
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Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.
Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.
by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010
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Coffin Sleeper

Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out
"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"

"Oh that's the worst man"
by BossMan45 January 9, 2012
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Coffee

Oh almighty coffee, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change.
by hoppip March 9, 2013
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