Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra

Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out

by Chodecandle March 27, 2015

Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby August 26, 2013

Chode Walker

a person wider then they are tall

look at that fat guy over there! hes a fuckin chode walker!

by jmzisabeast February 15, 2009

chode muffin

A chode muffin is your balls. It's your muffin looking membrane connected to your chode.

Dude I just saw your chode muffin.

Our teachers chode muffin is showing through his pants.

What's a chode muffin? You're balls idiot.

Lick my chode muffin... fag-tard.

by Sal Sloppadilly March 18, 2010

chode mode

once you enter your "chode code" you enable CHODE MODE (see chode ).

Dude ok put in the chode code...ok...3..2...1... CHODE MODE

by Tyler April 6, 2004

Chode Juggler

A fag who juggles around with many chodes simultaneously.

Matt)

juggled around with so many chodes at the park lastnight. He really is an "all around" kinda chode juggler.

by Ms.Peachy March 17, 2016

Iron Chode

Somebody who is a complete dick who can't see the logic in arguments so he presses on with his own.

Morgan: Why the hell are you cheating
Bennett: you cant cheat with a controller
Morgan: I don't care your cheating.
Bennett: you need a computer.
Morgan: YOU'RE CHEATING!!
Bennett: Why are you being such an Iron Chode?

by Annie The Hobo April 25, 2009