Calamity Infernum Mode

Self inflicted ball torture disguised as fun

Deranged Masochist: "Hey bro im gonna go play Calamity Infernum Mode"
Sane Person: "Im sorry."

by Bob Da Snail December 9, 2025

calm luh fuck

You hittin that shi but u not going crazy in that bih.

Bro 1: yo how did it go with that one girl from the club last night?
Bro 2: dawg I jus hit that shi raw and honestly, it was a calm luh fuck.

by Legarian December 30, 2025

Calm luh fucc

You hittin that shi but u not going crazy in that bih.

Bro 1: yo how did it go with that one girl from the club last night?
Bro 2: dawg I jus hit that shi raw and honestly, it was a Calm luh fucc.

by Legarian December 30, 2025

better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv July 8, 2005

Terminator calm

So calm a person will only fight back to either complete a mission or when attempted to be destroyed by other lifeforms.
Terminators don't "feel any pain, remorse, or fear. And they will absolutely not stop until Skynet rules this world".

M8 I swear they were fucking around him like flies but he was calm, like, terminator calm.

by CANT FIND A PSEUDO March 10, 2017

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.

Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair

by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017