Chicago Menthol Tax

When ur a fucking idiot and u look up Chicago Menthol Tax hahahaha get fucked nerd

"I can't believe you have to pay individual taxes for the menthol in cigarettes, the Chicago Menthol Tax is dumb."

"Just kidding, there is no such thing you absolute fool!"

by Fish Chuck February 17, 2020

Chiboy

The concept that wisdom can be overlooked by underage people with gap beards.

If ignorance is truly bliss, then we could all have been chiboyed

by Mobboss12 July 25, 2020

Chicago dog

When you're little spoon and someone with a penis is big spoon and you let it rip so the penis flaps around in your fart.

Man. Last night my boyfriend farted so loud at dinner that I had to get revenge. So when we were spooning I have him the ol' Chicago Dog.

by Windy Wendy October 15, 2021

Chicago Beef Roast

The act of eating a large amount of spicy foods, and shitting them into a homeless man’s mouth

I gave Rodney a Chicago Beef Roast yesterday!

by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

Chicago Winter

When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice

"holy shit dude, don't let your girl give you the Chicago winter"

by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022

ol' chicago bum rush

when u grab the scruff of one's neck and the top of the back of their trousers and throw them, very effective in throwing someone and used to throw drunken vagrants out of bars.

He was being a pissant so i gave the him the ol' chicago bum rush.

by Arven October 6, 2007

Mediterranean Chic

One who wears a linen suit, panama hat, loafers and tanned skin with mole on face.

John, "I am loving Barfootelli's outfit"
Colin, "Yes, he is looking very Mediterranean Chic"

by georgehurst May 14, 2011