Fast Canadian Pixies

The most powerful creatures on the face of the Earth. The watch out for they are sniggleing your way!

Doolan was distracted by the Fast Canadian Pixies.

by fat jesus November 13, 2003

angry french canadian

A sexual act consisting of fucking a girl form behind with her ass upward. When you are about to cum, stick a funnel in her ass and pour maple syrup into her asshole.

I gave Margaret an angry french canadian because she made my angry french canadian without poutine.

by Insane We Trust September 29, 2012

Canadindian

An indian born in Canada. Fuck, they're taking over the world. MASSPRODUCTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 : Wow, that new guy Ryu is a canadindian.
Person 2 : Fuck, another one? They're taking over the world.... Let's beat him up.

by <3Ryu June 29, 2010

the canasian invasion

a emo band made up of two asians and a canadian

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

french canadian love custard

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

by scottydo May 29, 2007

Canadian History

The act of consuming massive amounts of spoiled Canadian bacon in an effort to produce explosive, vile smelling diarrhea. Once a good case of the squirts has developed, the feces is sprayed directly from the anus to the face, neck, and chest of a willing (or unwilling) partner. In this context, the word "Canadian" refers to the bacon being consumed in preparation of the act while "history" refers to the fact that the bacon is rancid and/or past it's expiration date.

You - "Whatcha eatin'?"

Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."

You - "Cool. Can I watch?"

by Fathead 666 February 6, 2010

Canadia

What you say when talking about Canada when you have been smelling cleaning supplies all day long with your friend.

Your friend: When you went to Canadia did you check the "yes" box when it asked if you were going to visit a farm?

You: No...

Your friend: When I got to Canadia I checked the box for "no, I am not going to visit a farm", and when I left, I checked the box that said "yes, I did visit a farm".

by Casey Wood October 15, 2006