D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.

Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.

by FindingRachael November 29, 2015

Purity Beard

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.

Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.

by Madric44 July 7, 2017

Badass Beard

One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.

Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.

by AirPro1 August 1, 2022

bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.

Patrick was bearding off this morning

by Resin factory September 25, 2020

The Beard

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair

'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'

by Choppin Grove March 12, 2009

beard crush

a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual

“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”

by liptenneth May 10, 2020

Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025