fish breakfast

When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.

Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”

Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”

Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”

by Trundle Grundle May 3, 2023

Twiglet Breakfast

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.

Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.

by benjibw July 1, 2023

Midwest Breakfast

The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.

"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"

by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023

Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right

Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga

by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024

Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023