Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.

Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham

by Audon October 9, 2019

Brandon

>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.

Accordingly:

>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.

"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"

"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."

by DivineKNG October 14, 2019

Brandon

Back slapping man hoe, only cares about himself. Over dramatic and really fucking cute.

Marsha: He broke my heart
Cienna: He must be a fucking Brandon ☹️

by Random123User10 October 15, 2019

Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

Brandon Lee'd

The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all

Dude I Brandon Lee'd my wife last week, and I'm fresh out of coat hangers

by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018

BranDONE

When a person gets all sick of a group and takes the time to say they are DONE/finished with said group.

Are BranDONE with the group?

by Park Geun-Hye June 3, 2018

brandon mccloud

the most amazing person in the whole fucking world. I love him so fucking much and he deserves all good things in life. he is the most kind, caring, handsome, sweet, generous and all over good guy. he is the love of my life and i appreciate him so much.

" He's a Brandon Mccloud"

by Hahahah ahhah Yass June 10, 2018