Boyfriend

Something you will never have

Get a life then maybe you'll have a chance of getting a boyfriend.

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022

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Phone boyfriend

A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.

From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)

(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?

by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020

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homebody boyfriend

the lame boyfriend who turns your once wild and fun-loving friend into a homebody

“Yeah, Rachel doesn't even come out anymore, she has a homebody boyfriend.”

by jgrugg April 21, 2024

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Boyfriends

A terrible webtoon that was made by a shitty person. The person, also known as Refrainbow or Refrainhoe, made nsfw of a minor member from BTS, said racial slurs, and said some unhinged shit.

Refrainbow’s relatives: So, what do you do for work?

Refrainbow: I work on a webcomic called boyfriends and have a patreon where I post spicy content of my horrific characters and don’t even put a jump scare warning

Relative 1: Wtf why are we blood related

Relative 2: You’re a disappointment

by Every kel meme is canon March 6, 2023

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Black-boyfriend

Black-boyfriend is a noun, verb, and a adjective meaning: a very hard pounding; the givermale of very intense intercourse; black-boyfriend refers to a man that is capable of giving a satisfying pounding.

"If she wore that dress she would have gotten a black-boyfriend." and " Your gonna get a black-boyfriend tonight" and "I wish I could be her black-boyfriend." and "She's black-boyfriend worthy." and "I am a black boyfriend" and "Cohen could give a black-boyfriend"

by ZKazz November 12, 2023

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