Beaver tail

When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.

Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.

by ratched a** March 25, 2020

Dumpster Beaver

A trashy, sexually active female. Usually accompanied by grooming issues, offensive smells, drugs, or sexually transmitted diseases.

Similar to a cum dumpster.

"Don't put your junk in a dumpster beaver."

by Dr. McNasty MD May 3, 2014

Beaver Jam

A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.

"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."

by Rick Rudd November 7, 2022

Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014

beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"

"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.

by Fitzgibbon August 30, 2016

beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface May 11, 2018

Beaver-tail

When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail

Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!

by Thebigblindman August 31, 2021