by i4nSx June 11, 2020

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey sheโs kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?
Nah bro, thatโs Aubrey the local ski beaver. Youโll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
Nah bro, thatโs Aubrey the local ski beaver. Youโll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy
I love beaver what a guy
by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020


by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018

It is referring to a person who's name is Jessie and looks like a beaver this creature is addicted to white cocaine bark and loves booty
Birch is her favourite because it Is the hardest wood
Birch is her favourite because it Is the hardest wood
by Bacon tacos_food_dirt March 23, 2017

When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.
Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....
Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....
by AliciaMully November 22, 2024
