Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.

Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.

by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Beaver

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy

I love beaver what a guy

by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020

john the camping beaver

A beaver named John who like to go camping

John the camping beaver said hi

by 💧🐄🫓🙂🧧🍓☕️🫐🧇🇬🇧😂🍦🥬😌✅🥔🪙🍒🇺🇸💩🥑🍮😋💳💜 May 18, 2021

Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.

Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...

by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018

cringe beaver

It is referring to a person who's name is Jessie and looks like a beaver this creature is addicted to white cocaine bark and loves booty

Birch is her favourite because it Is the hardest wood

Your such a cringe beaver

Ahhhhh there's a cringe beaver !!! RUUUNNNNN

by Bacon tacos_food_dirt March 23, 2017

Beaver Lip

When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.

Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....

"OMG You got cottonmouth so bad! You got Beaver Lip!!"

by AliciaMully November 22, 2024