Beaver

Known as Andrew Hector Becerra

Carlos : You’ve seen that beaver with the mop hair?
David: Yeah bro, his teeth keep growing with all the wood he eats.

by emptier March 28, 2021

battle beaver

A person who uses a controller to play video games

Little Timmy is a battle beaver

by Kdogthepenguin October 24, 2023

Beaverization

Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams

Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America

by CapybaraSupremacy February 3, 2022

Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021

Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.

Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020

Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008

Beaver

The best animal to ever exist in the world.

ME: The Beaver is the best animal to ever exist
Some random dude at Walmart: OK

by Spencer The Beaver God July 30, 2020