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baseball 

crappiest and most boaring sport in the world played by wussies who cry if they strike our or get hit by a ball. if u want a real tough sport for people with real talent and strength play hockey or football.
bob:hey dude do u like baseball?

joe:no way that sport is for fucking wussies!
baseball by fuck baseball March 21, 2009
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6th base 

bragging to ya friends to maek em feel jealous
"hey u guess what, me and that chick, went to 6th base last night
6th base by gangsta March 11, 2005

touch base 

Saying that you'll "touch base" with someone is really just a fancy or more professional-sounding way of saying: "I'll make sure to bother you about this later."

It's a term that generally only white people use or that you only use when speaking to white people or that you only use when trying to sound white. Either way, if anyone is "touching base" with anyone else, white people have to be involved somehow.
Laura: "OK, now that we have an initial plan for Friday, I'll touch base with you tomorrow to make sure no issues have come up between now and then."

Tom: "Laura, we're just going to be hanging out at the mall. Stop being so freaking white about it!"
touch base by A Pair of Onions February 28, 2011

third base 

The place at a black jack table that corresponds with third base on a baseball diamond. A good place to be because you never get screwed up by squares taking or not taking cards other than "by the book."
Thank god i was at third base all night because there were 4 yahoos at my table taking cards on 17
third base by Kreskin January 25, 2007

baseball 

A sport that hardly anyone cares about anymore. For some reason it is called the national pastime of America even though hardly anyone there ever metions its existence.
Tom: Hey Bill did you watch the baseball game yesterday?
Bill: What the hell is base.... oh.... they still play that?
baseball by androidMike February 10, 2009
Ex 1: Aw, man, that's base.
Ex 2: Dude, that's so base.
base by cv rebelchick November 2, 2008