Barbecue Sauce On My Titties

It’s a funny ass vine, please search it up, for ex: Barbecue Sauce On My Titties Vine.

Funny dude: So I’m sitting there, Barbecue Sauce On my titties

Girl : *Dying of laughter*

by Devan Blake 🤪 February 26, 2019

Barber Pole

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.

Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.

by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006

toliet babies

After you cum in a girl she goes to the bathroom to squeeze the cum out!

I shot my load in her and she went the bathroom and made toliet babies

by howard sterb August 4, 2006

punch babies

(phrase)

a term used when something is soo fucking face melting you just get so pumped up (and you may start throwing fists in the air).

used when something is awesome or too down.

****It is just a phrase; it is not a literal/real act****

Setting: At some heavy, hardcore show/concert. The band playing is at a breakdown. Everyone starts head banging...

Me: Dude, this is fuckin' face melting!

Ivan: Fuck yeah, I just wanna punch babies in the face!!!

by jhonface August 1, 2009

where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more

nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up

by Veggies/ Dirt March 2, 2018

barbies

street name for barbiturates.

You lookin'? Big Lean's in the market, dawg. Got himself some righteous-ass barbies.

by no pain, no pain October 30, 2007

Habbo babies

Habbos on Habbo.com who pretend to be babies. Most people hate them because they think they just want to scam you out of credits and furni. Usually talk with a lot of "W"'s in their sentences, probably because they think it makes them look cute.

Classic uniform
Boys: Hoodie of any color, hat, shorts, and bunny slippers
Girls: Hoodie of any color, pigtails (Any hairstyle you see on a baby) a skirt, and bunny slippers or flip flops

Habbo Babies: Enters adoption and sits down
Habbo Girl: Walks up to babies Hi. Can I adopt you?
Habbo Babies:Owkay (Okay)
Habbo Girl: Sends a friend request Now follow me.
At home, does mother stuff, while Habbo babies do baby stuff

by Writermike March 10, 2010