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Rink Brain

An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.
"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"

"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"
by landwehr34 April 9, 2023
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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.
Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end
by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019
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Vegemite Brain

Usually an Australian who thinks they are incredibly smart, but is woefully ignorant. Since the population their intelligence is measured against, is also a consumer of discarded vegetable scraps and left over brewers yeast. A staple in the diet of Australians, vegemite has created a people who think they are smart, but their mind is made up of repurposed food scarps.

Since you are what you eat...
Steve decided to swim with Sharks today, he made that choice due to his vegemite brain.
by Grand Gorilla November 15, 2021
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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
by bronobar July 12, 2021
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iron brain

someone who's brain is compromised entirely of iron; someone who is incredibly stupid
Jack: I saw him dive into the waters which were infested with crocodiles.
Ariana: He has an iron brain
by InaudibleJet July 31, 2021
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