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anal assasin

a homosexual activity, one in which gay men take turns fucking eachother in the ass, using no lube, the first on to cum in the others ass wins, the loser must clean the shit off the winners dick by licking it clean
wow look at Grim and Trusdle those guys totally play anal assasin all night i mean look at they way they're walking and they both have shit breath
by Broyle5k March 16, 2008
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Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse
Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
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by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022
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anal mouthwash

when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth
i cant wait to have joseph anal mouthwash me
by John Wayne May 27, 2016
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anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.
Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!
by analholio August 9, 2016
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anal supremacy

Being supreme over one others anus
I proved my anal supremacy by raping my economics professor.
by I blow big loads all day March 19, 2014
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Anal Dicking

A man who puts his dick in an ass. People who have anal sex with or without a condom. A woman who enjoys cum in her ass. Women who suck dicks that were up an ass. Especially people who enjoy being in True Anal porn videos. These people are fucking dumbasses and deserve nothing.
Person: Did you hear that Dave has STDs?
Old Guy: Damn, maybe he was having anal sex. Stupid.
Person: Dave was anal dicking like a retard and so was his girlfriend.
by WordMaker1000 January 23, 2020
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Anal Pulping

To have anal sex so rough and vigorous that the intestines turn into a nice pulpy consistency as one churns from within.
"Man, what happened to Ellie?"
"Her husband gave her a real anal pulping."
"Wow, lucky gal."
by John Willcox April 21, 2017
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