"did you here KSI and Alex Wassabi is having a boxing match"
"yeah but Alex is a pussy and backed out"
"yeah but Alex is a pussy and backed out"
by xd andersen April 09, 2019
Alex Thomas is a bent who wanks over his teachers. He once asked his mate JP to “do it” and then then proceeded to finger his arsehole. He simps for girls and also has a severe case of knob cheese
Alex Thomas: “Lets do it...”
by user_heks7384783 June 20, 2020
A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.
by harambe’s financial advisor June 26, 2020
Let's meet up at the spinning Alex.
by Kingval October 13, 2016
by johanthelitguy December 17, 2018
A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
He’s a stud. He gets all the girls. He gets laid in middle school. he’s not smart but he sure is funny. Usually Arabic. Very cool guy to hangout with.
by Used to date and alex69 July 23, 2019