My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018

your ass

A term used in St. Louis, Missouri to mean "You are wrong" or "no way that can be true".

Statement: Pauley Shore is the toughest dude in Hollywood...Reply: "Your Ass"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to knock you out!" Reply: "Your Ass"

by c81118c September 13, 2005

ass butter

The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.

I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.

by Lenny Rowan October 11, 2004

Ass Soda

A specific type of diarrhea that is primarily liquid and makes a violent escape. Not unlike when you shake up a can of soda, then open it up, spraying liquid everywhere.

Jen couldn't come to work yesterday 'cause she had ass soda.

by Jadex February 20, 2007

bust ass

To work really hard on something.

Dude, you'd better bust ass if you wanna finish that on time!

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

pineapple ass

When your ass hairs s really thick and point outwards of your asshole creating a pineapple shape

Don't do anal with Jimmy, that pineapple ass will screw you up big time

by SlaptonLee43 June 30, 2017

meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.

Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.

by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017