anal assasin

a homosexual activity, one in which gay men take turns fucking eachother in the ass, using no lube, the first on to cum in the others ass wins, the loser must clean the shit off the winners dick by licking it clean

wow look at Grim and Trusdle those guys totally play anal assasin all night i mean look at they way they're walking and they both have shit breath

by Broyle5k March 16, 2008

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

anal dumplin

When a turd is smashed between your ass cheeks, flat like beef jerky and still touching the water.

I'm gawded from that anal dumpling.

by fuur December 28, 2013

Anal plucker

When somebody with braces eats the bum

Guy1: did you hear about joe
Guy2: ya his girl have him a anal plucker
Guy1: ow

by 1I1II1I111 October 03, 2014

anal sundae

When a person fills their partners rectum with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and semen for a "nut" topping. Can be pooped back out and eaten. Other syrup flavors can be substituted.

Dinner was great. How about we go to the bedroom and have ourselves an anal sundae.

by KittyPeWpEwQQ October 18, 2015

anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis December 01, 2015

anal propeller

created in ww2 Australia, Australians planned to attach dildo's connected to propellers to fly and look at german and Japanese camps. in order to use one, you must put it at least 10 centimetres deep.

those germans have quite fine anal propellers

by everything is gay November 25, 2020