King David

An iconic figure from the Old Testament. He was one of the most powerful warriors and kings in history. As a boy he slayed Goliath. Later in life he killed 200 Philistines in order to marry the daughter of Saul. His only reprieve from his life of warfare were the many beautiful women that he loved.
King David was a renouned warrior and lover. On the battle field he slayed Goliath and with him tens of thousands of Canaanites. In the bedroom, he ravished gorgeous princesses the most beautiful of which was Bathsheba.
by BeastBellet November 07, 2018
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david bussell

a name that means jack ass in 23 different languages.
"ew. what a david bussell."
by asdfghjklove May 05, 2009
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You’re David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a marriage man fucker
Stop saying men aren’t shit, you’re David as hell
by Beea June 29, 2019
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David's Man

Someone who is addicted to spitting sunflower seeds.
A true seeder.
I'm not just a seeder, I'm a David's Man!
by Brody Jennings June 10, 2008
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Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."
Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.
by Jorlamer655 October 08, 2010
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David Warner

A guy that gets another guy to tamper with a cricket ball.
by I’ll have 2 number nines February 24, 2020
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camp david

At around 11:00 am, I always have to make a retreat to Camp David to drop a deuce.
by NYPD February 09, 2004
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