Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.

This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.

by candiedbones January 13, 2021

No aim no brain

Term to describe tactical shooter(FPS or TPS) gamers who who do not possess the skill to competently wield a weapon at even an average level nor understand the mechanisms of a game past surface level understanding and oblivious of basic concepts making them inept as a player thus making them No aim no brain

Term to describe tactical shooter(FPS or TPS) gamers who who do not possess the skill to competently wield a weapon at even an average level nor understand the mechanisms of a game past surface level understanding and oblivious of basic concepts making them inept as a player thus making them No aim no brain

by Geiskahnawj January 23, 2020

“RONA-BRAIN”

When you feel like your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

Every week since covid became a reality, I have a day or two where I swear I have “RONA-BRAIN”- Your brain is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

by mostly dave November 9, 2020

Vegemite Brain

Usually an Australian who thinks they are incredibly smart, but is woefully ignorant. Since the population their intelligence is measured against, is also a consumer of discarded vegetable scraps and left over brewers yeast. A staple in the diet of Australians, vegemite has created a people who think they are smart, but their mind is made up of repurposed food scarps.

Since you are what you eat...

Steve decided to swim with Sharks today, he made that choice due to his vegemite brain.

by Grand Gorilla November 15, 2021

chocolate brain

When you give a black person head

Yo I saw my boy receiving "chocolate brain"

by NIGGA-CHIN June 10, 2021

Brain Wash

A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.

I did a Brain Wash to JAMIE!!!!! She fucking DIED!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY

by Rionox February 27, 2023

Mud Brain

Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,

Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor

by ChellChell September 9, 2010