Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017

When a man ejaculates in a woman so much that his cum comes out the side when he pushes in like a plow truck in the snow.
by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022

by Uninball April 29, 2023

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.
by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010

by HTJA March 19, 2017

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.
"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015
