Truck Driver

A man who can back out without losing his load
Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”

Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
by Dylan Arnold October 27, 2017
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Plow Truck

When a man ejaculates in a woman so much that his cum comes out the side when he pushes in like a plow truck in the snow.
I plow trucked my girlfriend so much last night that my balls are empty!
by Reversecougar00 December 22, 2022
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Truck 9

The absolute deepest circle of hell reserved only for the laziest of slugs.
I’m in truck 9.
by Uninball April 29, 2023
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Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.
Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!
by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010
mugGet the Gorilla Truckmug.

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.
Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!
by HTJA March 19, 2017
mugGet the trucking assholemug.

Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.
by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018
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hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.
"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015
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