tramp shower

Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.

Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!

by butterfly992 April 7, 2010

Shower Hour

Time between 9:30-12 , or 1-3 AM if your coming home from a party.

Guy 1:Dude, where is everyone ? No ones online !

Guy 2:Stop bitching, its shower hour .

by mrjames81 March 20, 2010

slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

by Lo-G January 3, 2008

DBA Shower

The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.

Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice

Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro

Tim: Just take a DBA shower

Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray

by DuBsquared June 12, 2013

Gulag showers

The place where all young boys were once touched by the graceful hand of the pedophile hitler....he touched the young boys in a manor which was unpleasant towards the youths rectum....making penetration very painful

Hey my boy just got out of the gulag showers and is walking funny

by Mr.Large app March 25, 2020

shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.

(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.

by Ego Altered July 27, 2016