by Boytoy8 April 11, 2020

Sarah newton is a hoochie mamma with one sexy hinnie. She has a loving heart and a kind nature. She smokes more weed than Bob Marley cause she's off her nut! She's truly amazing even though her farts are stinky💩
by i love sarah newton March 10, 2017

What John McCain has chosen for a running mate. She is the governor of Alaska and she is an ultra conservative, but is pretty good to look at.
She believes that we should all have our guns, have babies, Jesus, lower taxes, and to DRILL right now!!! They are already starting to DRILL because of her. She is the member of the NRA and all that good shit. Her speeches could kick Obamas ass.
She was also responsible of starting a trend for teenager girls that support her with these rimless, artsy glasses and scene hair.
She believes that we should all have our guns, have babies, Jesus, lower taxes, and to DRILL right now!!! They are already starting to DRILL because of her. She is the member of the NRA and all that good shit. Her speeches could kick Obamas ass.
She was also responsible of starting a trend for teenager girls that support her with these rimless, artsy glasses and scene hair.
by lil duff 2008 October 21, 2008

Hottest Governor ever. Sexiest Republican to ever live.
That hot cougar that ran with that old douche bag, McCain.
That hot cougar that ran with that old douche bag, McCain.
Democrat Girl: Did you hear about that nobody that the old fart picked as his VP?
Boy: You mean the girl that's hotter than you and your mom combined?!
Democrat girl: I guess.
Boy: That's Sarah Palin. We eye fucked last summer in Alaska. She digs me.
Boy: You mean the girl that's hotter than you and your mom combined?!
Democrat girl: I guess.
Boy: That's Sarah Palin. We eye fucked last summer in Alaska. She digs me.
by MrSprinkles105 October 20, 2008

by t3h 1337 sch0l4r1y r3p0rt luls June 23, 2009

At the moment the vice president nomination for the Republican party. She has fire and is a gifted orator, surprisingly so. She's also a hot piece of ass.
by starky October 24, 2008

The act of spraying whipped cream into a females ass hole and getting her to fart it our onto the mans penis
by Sarah's sticky assistant September 20, 2022
