Sea-monster

a penis which submerged in water or wet

his trunks fell and his sea-monster was clearly visible to the next swimming group

by Tom King April 27, 2006

Monster mashing

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.

Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?

by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011

Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.

Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.

by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009

robux monster

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.

Oh my god robux monster! Stop groping me! I have no robux!

by aaaaaaaaaaaa simanic groped me May 24, 2017

crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.

I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.

by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015

Drama Monster

Someone who thrives off the smallest amount of random drama and will stop at nothing to find more; usually talks about drama excessively with other 'Drama Monsters' for the sake of just talking about it and to fill their endless craving.

You: Why are those slutty girls spreading so many ridiculous rumors in class?
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!

by Bewsinator October 31, 2011

creep monster

Someone who is in constant state of high level creepiness over a long duration. The other characteristic of the term is being unaware or turning a blind eye to one own level of creepiness.

Man: wow you're a creep monster
Woman: no I'm not
Man: what would you call someone who tells me "i'm going to Jamaica with my ex boyfriend" after getting dug out
Woman: I don't know
Man: yeah arright

by fat scum March 5, 2008