Pot Potato

When a person takes a fat shit and puts it in a pot to simmer on a low heat for at least 18 mins.

“My girl made pot potatoes last night. Shit reeked!”

by Chadsxlpeen September 29, 2022

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 17, 2021

Pot Kisser

A belligerently intoxicated person vomiting in a toilet.
A person who forces themselves to vomit.
Vomiting or vomiting in a toilet.

Some bitch just disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!

by La PrimaDonna December 19, 2023

Venezuelan Witch Pot

When multiple men cum into somebody's anal canal and then a male or female uses his/her tongue to stir the semen together in said asshole.

I went to a party the other night that turned into an orgy and Becky totally got a Venezuelan Witch Pot.

by Dingle berry Fred April 5, 2013

hanging the pot on

Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!

Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."

by SouthernNomad November 4, 2021

Pot Of Souls

A toilet that has been jizzed in after ejaculation.

"Hey bro, left you a pot of souls!"

by Jeeter1 November 26, 2024