j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation

"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.

by metsoa September 18, 2010

J. Poe'd

The act of inserting a turkey baster filled with Pellegrino water up the ass of an unsuspecting girl during intercourse and discharging the baster hopefully causing simultaneous orgasm. For a similar result, see donkey punch.

Yo, dude, I J. Poe'd that girl last night!

by Jesus Ate My Ass June 16, 2010

j*pan

"Japan", name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur "jap". Sometimes used ironically.

Why does this board have so weird censorship policy? I can't even spell J*pan right.

by lolmarx December 28, 2011

Sophie J

sophie is hot (and very gay). Sophie has a gf (gf = charlei)

Charlei loves Sophie J because they are hot

by daddyeheiekk August 12, 2021

chris j

chris j is a fucking faggy racist white boy.
nigga claims hes black but hes so fucking pale

chris j is a fat nigga who doesnt shower
chris j seeks female validation by sexualizing girls

by realdraina4L May 14, 2022

Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology

sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better

by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010

J-Dubs

Johnson & Johnson vaccine. J-squared, or double J.

You ain't getting up in this club unless you rocking them J-Dubs, my dude.

by Haricots Verts December 2, 2021