sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

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About a dicks length

Anywhere from 5.5-12 inches apart

Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?

Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***

All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)

by tuggertugger September 23, 2015

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deny dick december

the girls are firing back after no but november with deny dick december

girl 1: my boyfriend wants me to come over tonight
girl 2: no! remember it’s deny dick december?
girl 1: oh yeah!

by call me daddyy;) December 1, 2019

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Oliver’s big dick

It means wow oliver has a big schlong !! Nobody plays with it

Let’s play with Oliver’s big dick

by tatisbf August 14, 2021

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Big Dick Day

When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.

Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?

by No Hemingway July 3, 2019

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ur dick a tic

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.

Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

by bernard pipes May 15, 2018

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