Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

he manly man

Person who loves he man so much he fucked a life size model

I wanna fuck he man cause he manly man

by Wichapoocha gang May 20, 2020

2 man

when 2 boys and 2 girls go on a double fucking session

boy 1: broooo my dick is so sore
boy 2: from the 2 man yeah?
boy 1: yeahh wbu

boy 2: same bro her ass was phat tho

by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023

albatross man

The opposite of a wing man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.

by Space aids March 24, 2022

Man dont care

The sentence that you use when someone tells you something you don't care about

I is issing goodest player in dis game

Man dont care

by VeryBigResaPlayer November 20, 2021

The man

Thinking you're the greatest person on earth while actually being a huge tool

Aaron: Hey guy I'm the man
Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit

by LAP2023 June 7, 2023

Man Design

Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.

Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.

Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.

There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.

by keshazel April 12, 2012