One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018

Man-z

An individual with breath that smells like poo and tennis balls

Man-z: *has bad breath*
J: How you say teeth doctor? You need.

by MadongIzichi August 2, 2018

man busy

When a man is overwhelmed by one task while a female counter part is juggling 20.

Mom is making dinner, changing diaper, managing homework, while cleaning house and asks man for help, taking out the trash. Man replies: I can’t I need to take a shower, I’m busy. (Man busy)

by Toby Gunk August 3, 2018

the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

Man On Tha Moon

when your face deep in some thick juicy ass

i was like the man on tha moon last night

by mr.sexy beast August 8, 2018

One man's nut is another man's meal

You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.

Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.

by Tuna Bananer August 16, 2018

Mans

A name for a cute male currently in a relationship

I want that mans. , who's mans is this?, And finally, mans is hot!

by Whhyyyyy!!!!! August 16, 2018