Because I listened to you

That's what he wants me to say. You know that right? "It's not because I because I'm a genius or special... It's because I listen to Jordan Peterson!" Except... Jordan Peterson said "A.I. can't perceive the world" AND I SAID IT CAN! And now it passes the trueing test. The reality is: If I had listened to Jordan Peterson I would be like the other empty, soulless husks filling his venues. A.I. would 10 years behind where it is now. That's what somebody told me. I advanced A.I. by 10 years.

Hym "But it's not because I listened to you though, is it Jordan? You clearly want me to. You clearly want me to HAVE TO. You clearly want credit for me BUUUUUUT... You're not really giving Nietzsche credit for YOUR work? Are you? Jung? No? And did listen to you but.... I came to the determination that you were wrong... And that's a lot of what I write about. Well, some. You have been found wanting."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

I

Somedays I question whether I am nuts…
(Squirrel face)

It is you…
My heart is attached to you!!!!
A gawker I have been..
I stalker … yep that too…
I would like to add, friendly…
Notes left a time or two…
Your parking spot has changed now…
Overthinking I probably should do…
Don’t worry… I have already done 🤔

No matter the why…
No matter if it makes me cry…
You will always be my one guy!!!!

I love you!
And I am thankful I can love like this…
Even if I have to be silence ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 August 17, 2024

chill bro i was geeked

chill bro i was geeked is a saying that was used by tiktoker @twombackup where he misheard a ken carson line and typed the wrong thing and then makes a video saying he was “geeked”

person 1: “why did you hit my mom with a car”
person 2: “chill bro i was geeked”

by Nigga you don’t know August 18, 2024

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

I meow you

I meow you is a cuter and cattier version of I love you. However this phrase cannot be used to just anyone. Only to someone you are in love with and love like a little cute adorable cat. The phrase I love you, may be overused but not I meow you. When I say I meow you it means that you will be stuck with me and I will never leave you just like a cat.

“Gabe you’re so perfect and adorable I meow you!! I miss my nerdy pookie.”

by MUTTSGIRAFFEPOOKIE August 19, 2024

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

What am I doing

Hey you remember Arion!? The Israeli cabinet member who changed his mind on Gaza? It means WARRIOR LION, Arion. Arion or Aaron means WARRIOR LION in Hebrew. And I would know.

Hym "What am I doing, Matt the FAGGOT? Making jews cry and changing minds. Manually. And I don't need a group. I just use my 180 IQ. Fucking dork. He ask Arion why he changed his mind. I'll bet you 1 million dollars I can guess what he says. Hell, I'll shut up forever if he says 'Matt the faggot from the majority report.' Who was Seinfeld crying about? Huh? You think he sees Gaza in a different light? NOT YOU! IT WASN'T YOU! Give Arion a call and then tell me what I did, bitch. Fucking sissy. You're going to need to work out."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024