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shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008
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Shit-headed pink comet

An annoying, seizure-inducing pink trajectory travelling from east to west, creating nuisances and wreaking havoc wherever it goes.
Goddammit that JRToad is one cock biting, shit-headed pink comet.
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upside down triple cowboy shit

MAsturbating with a sandpaper glove hopping up and down pon your partner then saying fuck you three times and kicking her boobs. Have fun
Example should include the word "upside down triple cowboy shit"
by hdhSHSDHAVBHvklVfDHLcvjkfvbxcj December 27, 2011
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built like a brick shit house

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.
Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.
by Ross Mcconnell August 12, 2006
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R.L.S. (Real Life Shit)

Turmoil that happens in real life;

Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)
Jena' - Did you hear about Tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance's sister AND they momma??

Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.

Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.
by "H.I.M." October 4, 2009
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Shit my own bell

The process by which you become overly excited, frustrated, or any other strong emotion by a situation and unfortunate things happen to the body.
I got so pissed off at that stupid driver that cut me off I shit my own bell.
by Arthur Unkgnome April 24, 2011
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You sure shit and continue

You sure shit and continue Hector!
by pseudoDon November 13, 2018
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