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Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.
Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!
by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019
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Stay out of politics and religion

Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!
Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"

Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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national girl ask out boy day

a girl who has a crush on a boy ask them out on november 12
girl hey so i like you and i wanna be with you
boy wow i mean i do to

girl omg yes (thanks national girl ask out boy day)
by TheMeansMaster October 29, 2021
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National make out day

To make out with the person of your choice
Person1:Hey can i make out with you?
Person 2: why.
Person1:because it’s national make out day!
Person2:ok.
by Hot dawg 6969 September 22, 2022
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emily ran out of diet pepsi

A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.
The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Fuck around and find out

'Please welcome the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize. His groundbreaking work has stunned the world, defied expectations, and rewritten the rules. Tell us—how on earth did you arrive at this ?
'Fuck around and find out!'
by Jammosito May 14, 2025
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Jetered out

When you are so sick of hearing about how wonderful some other individual is.
After a year of hearing, ad nauseam, about how, Derek Jeter invented baseball and is the best person since Jesus Christ, I am Jetered out.
by Doctor Java September 27, 2014
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