Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

You

A lonely idiot who is gonna be single for the rest of your life

You are amazing

by anonymous February 9, 2024

Thank You Sandwich

When you send a formal thank you email, receive a response, then feel obligated to say something (especially “thanks again”) one last time.

Dude, do I need to respond to this email or avoid making a thank you sandwich?

by shethoughts January 15, 2021

ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving

Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

The more you sleep, the more you sloop.

Common phrase in Denmark

"The more you sleep, the more you sloop." so Shut the fuck up

by Daneshto July 20, 2024

Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022