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Cumaid-man

When a male ejaculates into a jug of koolaid
bro last night pedo bell became the cumaid-man and i accidentally drank it
by kaylelikesmen May 27, 2022
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Yeehaw Man

1. Referring to a person who commonly gives bias reviews of Tools/Machinery. They commonly misuse tools/machinery and then complain about it not working on social media. When making tool/machinery reviews they will go easy on the brands they like and trash, misuse, etc the brands they don’t like. Most of the time they aren’t actually tradesmen and are just trying to create a platform to get free demo equipment from companies/dealerships. They often talk in a condescending yet stupid way.

2. A dodgey tradesman who thinks he knows everything about the trade he is in and is an “expert” but in reality is a conman or a complete idiot. Usually a condescending Asshole/Dickhead/Prick/Meathead.
1.

Hey have you seen the new <insert YouTuber> video, “WHY ILL NEVER USE JOHN DEERE AGAIN”

Yeah he fucking wrecked that tractor, totally overloaded it, he’s a total fucking Yeehaw Man don’t trust anything he says.

2.

The mother in law had a builder do her kitchen, it’s not even a year and it’s falling apart. I tried to warn her that lad was only a chancer. A total fucking Yeehaw Man.
by ShoweraBastards August 17, 2024
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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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Roan Man

Roan man is the kind of kid that gets easily upset about video games. He also enjoys watching rat shit anime shows, Hence why a pseudonym for Roan Man is “anime retard faggot”.
Roan Man doesn’t only enjoy looking at anime, he also enjoys looking at guys too.
“That dude kissed a guy!! He is such a Roan Man!

“You smell like dog shit, go wash your face you fucking Roan Man!!”

I don’t care about your hentai you fucking Roan Man!!”
by Merrin Man and Skittle the fag January 30, 2020
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Revered as a man

Hym "Tucker wants to be revered as a man... But he hasn't sacrificed his life! They want you to exalt them for fucking eachother, yet, I AM THE ONLY MAN BEING SACRIFICED HERE. Did he protect Mikayla Raines? Did he protect that Senator Melissa and her husband Mark? It doesn't look to me like he's holding up his end of the ✌️✊️✌️✊️most basic agreement✌️✊️✌️✊️ So, Tucker, if I tell the truth... And YOU LIE BY OMMISSION.... Which one of us goes to your God's heaven? Why should you be revered when the person who died to protect your wife didn't fuck your wife? Did Tucker suffer so that his piece of shit kids can used the AI I created to cheat on their homework and supplant their one mentally retarded minds? No! Because that's his religion. A sacrifice differed. The proceeds co-opted. It would be good and moral if it wasn't theft and human sacrifice."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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two man

A two man is Dom, Mackaylie, Jacob and Mackalya.
Its just a two man
by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023
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Man-it

A combination between "dang it" an "man". Used in place of "dang ii" or "man".
" Man-it, I forgot to feed the cats
"Man-it, I don't feel like getting up"
by IM JORDENDERPY December 6, 2016
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