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Clanker Wanker 

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo”

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
Clanker Wanker by Pican September 16, 2025

Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively
What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry
Park Wanker by King of the slang October 13, 2025

Chef Wankery

Doing showman skits while cooking, examples ranges from deglaze (setting the alcohol in the pan on fire), to chopping at high speed without looking.

Coined by Chef William Murray of Fallow restaurant (London, UK) in one of Fallow’s YouTube short.
To be clear, the act of setting it on fire is purely chef wankery. You can just reduce it, it does the exact same thing.
Chef Wankery by thatguywhoplayfgo October 27, 2025

Tentbox Wanker

One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...
Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...
Tentbox Wanker by Wankbox November 3, 2025

House wanker

A person who sits in bed in ur house sleeping all day long whilst holding it's dick

Willy Wanker

Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.
Willy Wanker by blackgays69 December 2, 2025