Block Walking Beasts

The misinterpretation of a 7-8 year old me, relating to the lyrics to the song "Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers.

I thought the screeching sound was the "Beast" walking down the block- Pissing myself laughing with my Sony Walkman back in 1996 when I should have been in bed sleeping. Silly Child .... Sick song!

It's just another one of those "Block Walking Beasts" *Screech "Urrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by WelshBanter June 1, 2022

A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

gorge walking

When you place both feet inside a cavernous Vagina and start to walk on the spot

That chaffinch last night had been about a bit. So much I was able to perform gorge walking

by Pseudonym of a false analogy July 8, 2022

Worm Whacking

Worm Whacking is the process of slapping a rubber worm against any object.

Don't mind me just worm whacking this tungsten cube.

by Skeletard August 19, 2022

Fudge Walking

When you walk with shit in your pants

Hey Kodey! You fudge walking???

by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.

"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."

by roverdose September 28, 2022