van Wonterghem

The most beautiful person, inside and outside, you have ever met or will.

That person is perfection, she must be a Van Wonterghem.

by TerrorKraken June 19, 2020

Van Villains

The musical duo of Twitch users Illutris & Davijak, parodied after Bran Van 3000

Bill: Have you listened to the Van Villains?
Joe: Are you talking about the rap duo from YayoDeLaRiva's streams?

by Illutris February 2, 2021

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

Vans

Vans is a slang for "lorazepam" or "Ativan"
Usually at 2mg dosage they are take in abundance to get fucked up.

Yo i just got my script for vans, tryna have a crazy night?

by Ilovebenzodiazapines March 30, 2020

van full of kids

The van full of kids is where you cum into your hand, and then you fist your girl.

Dude I just gave her the van full of kids and she liked it.

by Jewfro175 November 15, 2017

van

Verb. To force someone into a van and abduct them, especially without identifying oneself.

I'm very concerned about the long term consequences of allowing the government to van people.
Graffiti is grounds for being vanned by the secret police these days.
He's just a grandad with a leafblower who doesn't want feds beating, tear gassing and vanning people.

by schnackal August 1, 2020

Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck

Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022