Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008

twat sucker

A sucker of twat; a complete turd knob.

"What an absolute fucking twat sucker!"

by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

twat burger

a popular food in the middle east made from twats collected from cheating bitches who have been stoned to death

shame about the dead bitch but she did suck her neighbours cock but at least I'll be able to have a twat burger tonight

by Sirtokalott January 13, 2008

hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

uneducated twat

Someone extremely annoying or who makes unneeded references

"It's just like blank"

"Shut up you uneducated twat"

by Past perfect May 24, 2014

Twat Pincher

Someone who takes pleasure from pinching twats

"Ouch, that hurts, you damn twat pincher!"

by Tiffany Dizzle~ March 10, 2008

twat talk

When a woman tries to take over a conversation she know little, or less than a man she is talking with.

She lot her credibility with all the twat talk she was doing.

by Kevin Steven March 31, 2017