Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
Get the Air Base Hooker mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists) mug.

52nd base

Complete the 12th base while robbing a bank with Betty White analing you from behind using a strap-on.
Phil: I had the weirdest dream last night.

Betty: Was I on you back analing you with a strap-on as you robbed a bank and completed base 12 at the same time?

Phil: Yeah!! How did you kn--

Betty: That wasent a dream, you completed the 52nd base
by BiWgAcBoScEkY January 18, 2018
Get the 52nd base mug.

Reverse Based

When instead of "fighting "the based{people with old schools of thought} people, and making everything equal, you overpower them and become the dominant one , violating their rights and ignore the respect they deserve.

for example, there are countless videos and tiktoks of women calling men "submissive" and that they dont need men anymore.
The people who say men don't need education or men are worker ants without brains, are reverse based
by yes2respectforall April 21, 2022
Get the Reverse Based mug.

Based Sigma Nick

1.A guy who thinks that he is based and sigma but he is actually a pathetic failure and a criminal.

2.A guy whose parents don't love him.
Dude 1:Hey remember that piece of shit,based sigma nick on discord?
Dude 2:Yeah,I'm gonna fuck his mom to give her a child she actually loves one day I can't with that guy.
by Vinniethelegend January 24, 2022
Get the Based Sigma Nick mug.

82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.
I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!
by dagosti August 22, 2023
Get the 82nd base mug.

Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.
My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.
by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020
Get the Browser-Based Cloud mug.