blunkin pie

the act of going down on your chick while she's takin a shit

she smelled so bad i had to get some blunkin pie action to cover it up.

by the cankle whisperer May 7, 2011

dirt pie

1. adjective; something that sucks; something that's gross; a negative term describing a thing or situation that sucks ass

2. noun; a dump, poop, slam, etc.

3. noun; when you toss someone's salad

1. "This party is dirt pie"
"Dude, those shoes are dirt pie"

2. "I just took a nasty dirt pie"

3. "That girl gives great dirt pie"

by Mayweather Twitty-Nichols IX May 30, 2009

Cream pie

when a guy is in a girl and it feels good and he cums out with thick white icing on the girl and she eats it all up..... yummy daddy

uhhh uhh daddy i want your cream pie all on me... ouuuu that is so fucking tasty yummm!

by cream pie king December 9, 2018

Mud Pie

When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.

"This mud pie is so sweet and tangy!"

by Gandhi44 November 29, 2004

Moon Pie

The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...

Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!

by Mandingo aka Big Papi August 13, 2012

Cutie Pie

In real estate parlance, someone who uses an agent to show them a lot of homes, and then bypasses the agent by making an offer directly to the seller.

Jane was a real cutie pie -- I showed her 15 houses last weekend, and then found out she tried to save 6% by making an offer directly to the Johnsons.

by ricky2batz January 7, 2009

turd pie

my sister

My sis is the biggest turdpie in the world.

by FIASQP August 9, 2003