A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers
Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp
by Mcnumbnutts September 2, 2018
Get the Mountain yetimug. Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024
Get the Splash Mountainmug. <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by 6117 October 24, 2025
Get the Sao Tome and Principe Ski Mountainmug. by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023
Get the smoky mountain giraffemug. by Pops Romani November 4, 2025
Get the Red Mountainmug. A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
by JonGold November 24, 2021
Get the Mountain mushmug.