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Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.
What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”
by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020
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10 puff johnson

A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.

Don't be Mr Johnson
"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"
by Jennerrr April 25, 2022
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QUANTRAIL JOHNSON

QUANTRAIL Johnson is a hoe and always getting beat up.either his dad is in jail or out of his life . He has a small penis 🍆. Know someone name dame and dick ride them . And he has a dog 🐕 and it’s a retarted as dog and his mom doesn’t love him.
Example: Quantrail Johnson is unattractive
by Young ube June 1, 2019
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James Johnson

Next basketball player, 1st draft pick, Next NBA Hall Of Famer. Possible winner of the dunk contest via double trampoline
OH i love james johnson. He started playing ROBLOX but now is a big star.
by epicgamer91923 May 4, 2020
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Johnson

Let me see your johnson
by Thsnfbfbfnfnfnnf March 31, 2023
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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
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Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys
Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal
by Coochi man March 12, 2022
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