noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
by the teej. November 9, 2010
Get the fart touch mug.The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012
Get the Fart Alarm mug.A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.
by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009
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You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
Get the Fart Magnet mug.The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.
The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another
by tootinme January 4, 2011
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Get the blowjob fart mug.When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.
Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.
Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Xavier Von Butenshire December 3, 2011
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