by bomboclat_pookie February 13, 2024

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021

by anonymous September 10, 2020

a guy who embarrasses himself all the time but he at least has a huge dick so it makes up for the embarrassment he does by existing
by someguyudontneedtoknow September 5, 2023

A large wild male deer with a hefty set of antlers, truly an impressive and beautiful find. Unknown origin.
Look at that, what an Oliver!
by Actually Kirby February 13, 2024

An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.
by user62738838383 January 6, 2022

Someone who is like really cool and has a very large penis and everyone likes and thinks is like really cool and hot and stuff.
by Someone who is not Oliver Niem November 21, 2021
