mexican cruise

when you and some brohans cant find anywhere to party so you drive around and get schwasted preferrably on some backroad perfect for cruisin.

yo broski not shits poppin tonite so lets hit up a mexican cruise on OJ.

by moemike March 6, 2011

mexican canteen

The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.

Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!"

Person 2: "Were you on top?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!"

Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"

by Daddybutter March 1, 2015

mexican gravity

An especially strong form of gravity that allows the heaped loading of pickups and trailers without having to tie things down. Commonly used in landscape maintenance and construction.

Change lanes! That guy is using mexican gravity to hold down that ladder.

by Middagh December 18, 2013

Sophisticated Mexican

A mixed drink consisting of 1 part tequila to 1 part red wine

The guys couldn't decide if they wanted to drink liquor or wine, so they came to a compromise and ordered a sophisticated Mexican and promptly got drunk.

by BoilerUp13 November 7, 2011

mexican pack

To pack or fill up a vehicle with more people than what is legally allowed; generating from mexicans packing into cars to corss the border into U.S. territory.

How are we gonna get all ten of us to the party?

Don't worry, we'll just mexican pack in my car.

by Samuel Kelly November 2, 2008

Mexican Baseball

A weed smoking game in which you take a hit and hold it in your lungs until the piece is passed back to you. This game is often difficult, and very harsh on your lungs

That mexican baseball will kill your lungs

by Lord of Swagger November 29, 2012

Mexican flatscreen

The method of taking an oversized flatscreen T.V, and cutting a large sized hole in your wall(big enough to fit the T.V) and putting the T.V in the wall. Giving the apperance of a large flatscreen T.V.

Person 1: Dude do you remember that oversized flatscreen T.V in my garage.

Person 2: Ya.

Person 1: Just turned it into a Mexican flatscreen yesterday.

Person 2: ?

by steve gates2013 October 27, 2011